Sample Aphorisms

A credo: Integrity is my body; honor is my soul; pride and character are my sword and shield.


To err is human; to repeat the error is asinine.


Milk and eggs are gifts from the animals.


Love (romantic):

25% sex appeal

25% rapport

50% respect

(respective elements can be evaluated and averaged on a scale of 1-10)


Love (non-romantic):

50% rapport

50% respect


"Best friend" is relative;

"True friend" is absolute.


It's "three strikes and you're out"; but, you must give your spouse and your children nine innings.


Get out of bed! There are opportunities to greet, challenges to meet, and fears to defeat.